Caption Fanatic Pillows

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Italica

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Quills - Sizes 1-9

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"Caption contest"

Child hooking into a television

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Nervous World Markets.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

Sales

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Reigning Cats and Dogs

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"