Caption Fanatic Prints

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

'Now that's an afro!'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Italica

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Quills - Sizes 1-9

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Jim Carrey,

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Caption contest"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Child hooking into a television

Nervous World Markets.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Sales

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."