Caption Connoisseur Prints

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Yes, can I help you?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Corporate Greed.

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