Caption Connoisseur Mugs

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Yes, can I help you?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."