Typeface Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Al, that's crazy talk. It's not crazy talk, doctor, it's merely a crazy font.

E FP TOZ LRCD BJGHN Arial

Would it be much trouble to change the font?

Font Addict.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Sign Reform

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

School of Arts and Sciences.

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.