Font Lover Mugs

'Sorry, you're not my type'

Deforestation.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Italica

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Santa called but you were out!

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Sign Reform

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"How many letters can you read?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"I'll check your circulation."

Spotted Owl Migration

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.