Typeface Aficionado Mugs

"Comic sans? I wouldn't rescue us."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"This is a very bad sign!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Nice graphics.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'

E-Reader

Literary rain