Font Aficionado Mugs

"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

French letters vending machine; Serif and Sans Serif.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

Italica

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Men's fragrances...

Out of kilter.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

Editor.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Purple dress

Square Cut

The Dandy

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Pheromones.

"I will answer anything but questions."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'