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"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."

French letters vending machine; Serif and Sans Serif.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Italica

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Men's fragrances...

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Sign Reform

Editor.

"So, how do you want it?"

The Dandy

Square Cut

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Purple dress

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Pheromones.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'