Fonts Gifts

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

'Nice graphics.'

"Now let's try you on the new twitter front."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

Signage

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I love this time of day."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The First Printed Bible