Font Designer Gifts

Homes of the font designers

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Barcode Dreams

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Geek fairies

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'