Phone Designer Gifts

That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Eureka!

Use your imagination.

Creative department

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Bright Idea

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Innovative

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Giraffe Selfie

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.