Phone Photographer Gifts

Giraffe Selfie

Self-Hating Millennial.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Selfie World

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Candid Camera store.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

All the apps hidden within a phone

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"