Phone Photography Fanatic Gifts

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Giraffe Selfie

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

The Final Selfie

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Selfie World

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Thermidor Dali

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.