Phone Photography Fanatic Gifts

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Giraffe Selfie

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'The King of what?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Selfie World

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

The Final Selfie

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Thermidor Dali

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Heel.'