Phone Photography Buff Gifts

Selfie-Conscious

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Giraffe Selfie

'Man, times have changed.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Selfie World

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

The Final Selfie

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Thermidor Dali

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'I'm on the way!'

Children and technolohgy

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Connected to the world

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'