Mobile Phone Buff Gifts

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

Jeff regretted putting roaming on his mobile.

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Batman - Face ID

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'I'm on the way!'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Phone Mittens

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Grandad Prodigy

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Children and technolohgy

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"