Phone Photography Buff Pillows

Selfie-Conscious

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

The Final Selfie

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Selfie World

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Thermidor Dali

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

Children and technolohgy

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

Connected to the world

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'