Smartphone Photographer Pillows

"If I can count your boogers the selfie is too close."

The Final Selfie

Will Selfie

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Giraffe Selfie

Digital Fomo!

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

United Church of OMG

Selfie World

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"This is gonna be great!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Grandad Prodigy

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Proper I.Q. required"

Connected to the world

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"