Mobile Photographer Pillows

You have a photo album on your phone? Yeah, but most of the pictures are of things in my pocket.

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

The Final Selfie

Selfie World

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Stonehenge Imitation

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Hazard of texting

Selfie-Conscious

Smartphone reads eye chart

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

The casual selfie

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Swiss Army cellphone.

Selfie Extension Stik

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'