Phone Photographer T-Shirts

Giraffe Selfie

Self-Hating Millennial.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Selfie World

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Candid Camera store.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Fall on a desert island

All the apps hidden within a phone

Sistine Selfie