Phone Design Enthusiast Gifts

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Crap from the future.

'Man, times have changed.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

Children and technolohgy

Phone Mittens

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Grandad Prodigy

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'