Font Enthusiast Gifts

'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

Large desk sign for editor of large print books.

"Do they come in any other fonts?"

"Sans serif would give it a cleaner, more modern look."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I never knew there was a green crayon font.'

'What about cursive?'

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

"Why do we need to learn cursive writing when we can just choose different fonts?"

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

The origins of bullet points.