Vintage Font Lover Gifts

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Italica

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Sign Reform

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

Swells - Men's Fashion

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"