Font Design Gifts

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

How logos change over time.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

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Sign Reform

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Cow and Milk

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"