Font Design Pillows

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

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How logos change over time.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Do it write the first time.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Cow and Milk

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Flower growing on a compost heap.