Following Sports Teams Pillows

Football fan buries television.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

No Baseball

Putting Practice.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Zdeno Chara

The Rugby Throw Up.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'