Flyby Caregiver Gifts

'I'm on my way!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

The modern generation!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

A breastfeeding child learns music

The Street Kid at Christmas.

"Having fun there little guy?"

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'I've been here so often, they keep a room reserved for me.'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."

Chub Chub!

GPs urged to take on extra responsibility.

Helping the Sick in Cuba's Covid Pandemic

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

"I take care of my children. They've each got a mobile phone, and I tell them to ring when they get to the nursery."

'Looks like a power cut - had we better check that the old people next door are alright?'