Flood Fable Follower Gifts

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Invisible clothes

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'...and this is the water garden...'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

The Fox and the Crow.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

The chosen few

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

King Commute.

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'