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"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Invisible clothes

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

The chosen few

Noah's lesser known brother.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

The Fox and the Crow.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

King Commute.

'Say, this is interesting.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"