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"I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number, but I'll tell you what I'm wearing anyway."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tango

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'It's for you.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.