Chatty Caller T-Shirts

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

Text Culture

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Do you come here often?'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Communication

'Are you in here tonight?'

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

Hot Line

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'It's for you.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

"This is the wine talking."

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'Take two asprin and call my wife in the morning.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."