Chatty Phone Caller T-Shirts

'That was my wife. And boy, she sure freaked out when I told her I'm playing russian roulett.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Do you come here often?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

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"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'It's for you.'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

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