Cellphone Chatter T-Shirts

'Will everyone please hold it down! Can't you see I'm trying to use my cellphone?'

"Hey, pal—this isn't the quiet car."

I'm seriously considering a muzzle for her.

Don't you walk out of area when I'm talking to you, young lady!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I told you never to call me here."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Hot Line

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

Hello? Sylvia? Oh, hey, girl... Can I call you right back? I was just puttin' my curlers in.

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"This is the wine talking."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'