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'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Communication

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Fill 'er up!'

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"You've got a green light - use it!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'