Flirty Communicator Gifts

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Communication

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Fill 'er up!'

"And he has such soulful eyes."

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"You've got a green light - use it!"

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

I think I have too many apps.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"