Flirtatious Caller Pillows

"I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number, but I'll tell you what I'm wearing anyway."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Snake Charmer

Beach Attraction

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'It's for you.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

Happy Hour

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."