Fitness Video Collector Pillows

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Buns Of Veal.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Whatever."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

home fitness/fatness

'This yoga is too hot.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"He'll have the salad."

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

Baby Yoga

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

"You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!"

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!