Fitness Equipment Collector Pillows

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Exercising

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Cricket

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

home fitness/fatness

Camelflage.

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

Cull people who treat gym equipment as a place to sit and chat.

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Take his golf club, they're worth a few bob!'