Exercise Equipment Collector Pillows

home fitness/fatness

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

Exercising

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"I think we're in luck!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

The best racehorses have the best trainers

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."