Workout Wit Collector Pillows

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

"Too much club."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker....just what is it you're supposed to do around here?"

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"Things must be worse than we thought - he's rationing the water and the biscuits."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"