Workout Wit Collector Pillows

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"Too much club."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker....just what is it you're supposed to do around here?"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

"Things must be worse than we thought - he's rationing the water and the biscuits."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'I lead by example as long as I'm not held legally liable.'