Exercise Video Collector Pillows

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Buns Of Veal.

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

home fitness/fatness

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even wen old school and bought Tae Bo. I don

Big golf fan

To save time, I brought along my blooper tape.