Exercise Video Collector Gifts

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Buns Of Veal.

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

home fitness/fatness

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

Big golf fan