Fitness Video Hoarder Gifts

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Buns Of Veal.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

Working from home

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

Ted decided to get back into shape during the lockdown, so he broke out his 'Sweatin to the Oldies' video.

'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'

"...I broke four more floorboards at the keep fit class."

"Snoring on my yoga mat is not aerobic exercise."

No pain, no gain.