Video Workout Collector Gifts

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Buns Of Veal.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You exercise with your phone?"

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

home fitness/fatness

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even wen old school and bought Tae Bo. I don

To save time, I brought along my blooper tape.

Big golf fan

"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."