Fitness Video Collector Gifts

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Buns Of Veal.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Whatever."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'Using your workout video as a coaster for that huge dessert tells me you're off your diet.'

home fitness/fatness

'This yoga is too hot.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'

A senior lady in yoga posture is watching a fitness video program on television.

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

"You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!"

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'