Workout Program Collector Gifts

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even wen old school and bought Tae Bo. I don

Interdisciplinary studies.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Body Building Mishap

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Sport in library

Florida Golf.

Woman and sport trainer

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

home fitness/fatness

"The 10-week course costs $600 and takes an hour and a half to complete."

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

What gym did you say you're coming from?

'Me too. I've lost 25 pounds. Sadly not in weight, just in wasted, unused membership fee!'

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

I'm posting my jogging time on Facebook. Ah, a "ran some" note!

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

I bought P90X, Insanity, T25, and I even went old school and bought Tae Bo. I don't care how many you bought, I'm telling you clicking "buy now" doesn't burn any calories.

"That's right, now turn around and lie down, then stretch out so you're pressing every key at once."

'University prospectuses ares not what they were.'

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