Exercise Video Skeptic Gifts

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Exercise Car.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'Bud's body is in a pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

'Changing your facebook profile does not count as exercise!'