Exercise Video Skeptic T-Shirts

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Exercise Car.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

You're stuck in a lousy health club membership, too?

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

Completely worthless machines: The Exer-Segway.