Exercise Skeptics T-Shirts

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"You were right, Tom, golfing is great exercise. . . but I think this has been enough exercise for today!"

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

The Remote Olympics

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'That's our group plan.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Exercise Car.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."