Video Skeptic Gifts

"It's hard teaching history to these kids. They don't believe anything without a video."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I.T. Fear

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Privacy

Classic News.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote